1. How long have you had your retainer?:Since April
2. what color is it?:purple
3. do you have a design on it? if so, what is it?:just sparkly
4. have you ever broken it? [stepped,crushed,bent,etc]:not yet.. but i'm sure it will happen
5. have you ever gotten poked fun at for it?:yes, when I first got it
6. do you have a lisp bc of it?:just a little
7. does this retainer make u say "green" or "sugar" funny?:sugar sounds funny.. now that you mention it.