2. what color is it?: plain old red
3. do you have a design on it? if so, what is it?: nope
4. have you ever broken it? [stepped,crushed,bent,etc]: nope
5. have you ever gotten poked fun at for it?: yeah a bit...people think it's braces.
6. do you have a lisp bc of it?: no! :)
7. does this retainer make u say "green" or "sugar" funny?: no